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Someone who constantly gets drunk or drugged and can't remember what happened after it happens.
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when your muffintop hangs over your tight fitting pants.
hence the name "hangover"
friend 1: ohmygod my pants are so tight!
friend 2: yeah you have a complete hangover!
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The intense feeling of sodomy when you wake up in the morning with a person of which you have no idea how or why their in the bed with you. Mixed in with migraines loss of memory and extreme fatigue. You then look around and see very expensive items, after which you get on your computer and check your credit card, realizing you've spent over 10,000$ you then shit out of your sodomized ass, after that you look at your finger and see a wedding ring, you had just married someone you don't even remember. And that's pretty much how it happens
wha..? whas goin on? Omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg!! I didn't!! Noooooooooo!!! I have such a Hangover
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Being drugged by your odd friend and then having the best freakin night of your life
Guy 1:" what in the world happened last night?"
Random drunk dude:" Dude, you were trippin' and I bet you were totally hangovering!"
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When you are taking a crap and there's a little piece hanging left over and you cant get it out. Common techniques involve wiping it, but that usually gets messy, or waiting and shaking.
Dude 1: Are you coming?
Dude 2: Slow down i have a hangover!
Dude 1: Oh, crap
Dude 2: Literally. I dont know if i should wipe it or keep shakin. This is gonna smell nastay.
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A totally nonexistent phenomenon. Supposedly occurs after a night heavy drinking. It is, however, entirely psychological. People who get hangovers are weak, they are just tired.
Believe you don't have a hangover, and you won't have one.
Martin: "Aw man, I've got a really bad hangover."
Me: "Quit fucking moaning, it's all psychological."
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The person you take home on a Saturday night, a choice you immediately regret when you wake up next to them on Sunday morning, but who then hangs around the whole day, when you have better things you should be doing.
-I went round to Maggie's last night to watch the game but she was still struggling to shake off her hangover. He looked like George Lucas.
-She must have stepped on her beer goggles getting out of bed.
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