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Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".
Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"
Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."
Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"
Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*
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Basically the new Beatles. Everyone on this planet likes at least one song by RHCP.
Guy 1: "I brought my RHCP cd for the road trip, I hope that's alright with you guys.
Guy 2: "Nah I don't really like them.
Guy 1: "Well what about the songs californication, scar tissue, fight like a brave, by the way, can't stop, dani california, aeroplane, otherside, or venice queen?"
Guy 2: "Oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, yeah they kick ass.
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Euphanism for being homosexual
I wouldn't bet on your chances with that guy, he plays bass for Red Hot Chili Peppers
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When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children
I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!
The Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick originated in Brooklyn New York during the late 1970's. The HTCS happens when one male, usually a former body builder, deficates on any frozen meat product, and using only the feces as a means of lubricant, inserts it into the rectum of another man as a means of sexual gratification. Usually the recipient of the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick wears a blue Red Sox cap..
Richie: Did I mention I used to be a body builder in New York?
Mike: Really? Me too! But now I just have this blue Red Sox hat.
Richie: Perfect! I have been wanting to give the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick again! Let me go grab something out of the freezer.
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What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”
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When a man has sexual relations with a bag of spicy chips then before orgasming he nuts in a woman splashing her with chili pepper powder.
Person A:Yo y is that girl crying?
Person B: Its because I hit her with that red hot chili pepper