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The act of having anal sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I didnt think we were going to have sex last night since she was on the rag, but then she gave me that strawberry wallet.
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When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.
I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.
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Basically another name for your butthole. It was first mentioned on the Crackle 2015 comedy series called "Supermansion." It was spoken by Cooch, one of the super heroines on the team when she was cavity checking prisoners.
"Brad, come look at this dude's turd wallet. Magnificent."
Slang term for a very expensive event, place or person.
Look up “wallet eater” in the dictionary and you’ll find a picture of my ex.
When you leave for the bar with 4 $20 bills and return home with 12 singles.
I woke up still wasted from the night before only to find that I had a goddamn bar wallet, so we immediately went to the strip club to remedy the problem.
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In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
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Similar to term 'Gold Digger'.
A woman who is a wallet humper is mainly interested in giving herself away (getting boned) to men that have or appear to have much money and/or power.