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A clause which, when placed at the end of a sentence or simply used as an excuse after the fact, will allow you to say anything you want.
It was first made popular by politician Jon Kyl when making a bogus statement about Planned Parenthood, and then taken to even greater heights on The Colbert Report. This is a prime example of colberrorism.
Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a sneenis. That was not intended to be a factual statement.
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"No copyright infringement intended" and yet there is copyright infringement. If there wasn't then why bother putting it there in the first place?
No copyright infringement intended? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain! I will do whatever the fuck I want.
No copyright infringement intended? What did you say to me bitch? I'll come and dickslap you right in your mouth.
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Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said
this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
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Just as the founding fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.
Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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Definitly not a bug that the game developers are definitly not too lazy to fix.
Dude 1: Dude I just discovered a new bug in this game.
Dude 2: Dude don't you know, that's just intended game design
your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences
"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"
"this is not the intended use of the search bar"