Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE

Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE

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The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

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internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

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Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

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Internet

Porn.

When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.

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