The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.
Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)
10π 8π
Keegan is a cute guy, but unfortunately he eats butt. π GROSS ASS MOTHERFUCKER
7π 5π
Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.
Ew, it's Keegan
6π 4π
Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.
My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.
21π 21π
a super awesome GIRL
hella sexy
uber funny
all around great
"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"
48π 69π
A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
24π 31π
Stupid,thinks heβs funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago
1. Keegan smells like moldy cheese
2.Keegan has no friends
3.Keegan is spoiled
5π 4π