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Keegan

The most outgoing person you'll ever meet. Leaves a great first impression, but a horrible 8th impression. He is a straight playa.

Michelle: When I first met Keegan he was very outgoing, but as I continued getting to know him I realized he was a schmuck.
Lauren: That's too bad...
Alyson: Yeah I thought he was cute!
Michelle: Nah man don't waste your time. I already have. (sad face)

by slitheringsnake11 May 28, 2015

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

Keegan is a cute guy, but unfortunately he eats butt. πŸ˜‚ GROSS ASS MOTHERFUCKER

Keegan eats literal ass

by notolivia February 17, 2018

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

Keegan is a menace to society. He is this dumb blond, thinks the world revolves around him and never gets anyone's jokes. No one actually likes him but he thinks they do. He goes after girl's and they hate him. Everyone thinks he's stupid.

Ew, it's Keegan

by abzor January 5, 2019

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.

My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.

by IPIMpedyourmom March 10, 2021

21πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

a super awesome GIRL

hella sexy
uber funny
all around great

"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"

by emoemo123 November 4, 2009

48πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.

Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"

by Bananajump76 June 2, 2013

24πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Keegan

Stupid,thinks he’s funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago

1. Keegan smells like moldy cheese
2.Keegan has no friends
3.Keegan is spoiled

by EWWWWKOWAY January 13, 2018

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž