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When a girl stretches your ball sack over her mouth and gives you a raspberry
Man, Jessica was so drunk last night she gave me a used Kleenex when we got home
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Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.
Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.
Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
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brb i need to have a kleenex moment
1- where's he gone?
2- i think he's gone to have a kleenex moment.
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what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.
hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!
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while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!
dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks
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Lil Kleenex box is an Instagram user who only posts dank memes. He is know for having some of the best memes in Instagram. He has had trouble with Instagram because they keep trying to delete his account because his memes were deemed “offensive”.
Have you seen lil Kleenex box. His memes are dank!!
Slang used when an individual is talking all that shit, but never backs it up
You know Quavan talks all that shit but he’s all drizzy no Kleenex. Punk ass bitch.