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kam lan pronounced as "come lan"
kam: suck
lan: cock (which lan ciao is full word)
It is a Hokkien(a Chinese dialect) word for cock sucking, literally.
It also means a cocksucker, nonsense, go to hell.
Example
As in cock sucking:
That girl likes to kam lan.
As in cocksucker:
Shit, you can ask him to kam lan
As in go to hell:
I think you better kam lan
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A social gathering, usually male-dominated, involving massive caffeine consumption and nearly constant playing of computer games. Like a sleepover, but without the sleep.
When's the next lan party?
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1) A creature of the feline family who is usually found in urban areas of Southern California.
2) A person who considers herself a paradox.
3) A person who is really awesome.
1) I saw Lan Vu dart past me the other day, as quick as someone on a track and field team.
2) I have run into Lan Vu several times, and she exhibits qualities and traits that contradict each other.
3) I was at a tennis court the other day and saw Lan Vu come out victorious against her opponent.
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n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.
OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?
Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?
OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.
Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.
OneShot: Aight.
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The female version of a ladies man.
She got to many emails on that dating site, a total madies lan.
When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like
symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."
Guy B: "why?"
Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."
Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."