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lettuce

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong

by Ronald V. Mexico September 7, 2008

48πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Lettuced

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.

lettuced lettuce booty ass hole asshole thumbs vegetarian vegan vegetables split head fingers

Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!

by Gambit Knox December 23, 2015


lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

β€œi don’t know what that means β€œ β€œTiffany don’t be so lettuce β€œ

by Sylviaiscool July 19, 2019


lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

51πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


lettuced

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

by Bundy October 26, 2004

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lettuce

A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.

by CadillacZach June 2, 2005

39πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


lettuce

another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .

by lindenheadd August 25, 2005

108πŸ‘ 332πŸ‘Ž