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Where you and your partner take a bath together and they suck your dick while its hard and above water level.
Sean really ruined the moment last night while we were in the bath. He asked me if I could give him a dirty lighthouse!!
the hottest snail around. lives in a haunted lighthouse just like spingebibs toaster, also thinks this place needs a good scrub.
lighthouse louie is a haunted snail.
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A small town located between Deerfield Beach and Pompano Beach, on the east side of Federal Highway. The inhabitants are usually middle class and above and seem to be very well off. Many nice fishing boats and expensive cars are located at certain houses here. The neighborhood is relaxed and kids ride bikes around with their not-so-hard-earned allowances in their pockets. Crazy shenanigans are said to go on in LHP including Thanksgiving and Christmas family soccer games that take place at one of the local parks. Police Force can be tight only because they have nothing better to do. Common, kid-friendly stores and restaurants include: RJ Boyles, Bonefish Maxx's, Target, The Marina, and Cap's Place.
Hey dude! Wanna drive over to Bonefish Maxx's and spend some money on chicken wings?
Sure! Let's go on bikes. I mean... come on... its Lighthouse Point.
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A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
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When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
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when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!
Tim lighthoused me in the shower
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When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.
Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!