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Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
When a girl puts the dick in her mouth after buttsex and shit ends up on her upper lip.
I was slamming the hot girl from chemistry class in her pooper and she hopped off and started sucking my cock and gave herself a Mocha Mustache!!
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
I farted and left mocha marks in my drawers.
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Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
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Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.
As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.
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When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.
Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
A very attractive girl who is a adult entertainer. She attracts a lot of attention . She has nice curves and mocha-colored skin.
Did you see Mocha VVS on Instagram?