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Martin

someone who ruins jokes

"you're such a martin"

by imjxmes May 15, 2018

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martinize

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

by H. Yellow July 20, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martin

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.Martin is someone who will fall in love with Edith

Oh, how I love Martin. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.

by Goodturtle October 9, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martin

The most perfect person to ever exist he may be a h8er and sometimes neglects people but he's still perfect.....he's also pretty good at playing with peoples feelings but gets away with it easily because damn<3 (He's also daddy asf)

"so how's Martin?"
" Oh you know, still perfect."

by slut shamer July 6, 2017

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martin

He can be someone who's related to you but he can also be someone you like in school. A Martin can be mysterious and quiet. He can be a cold-ass motherfucker that will reject the fuck out of you but after a few years he'll be chill after dating a "great" girl. The smallest things he do make you blush and giggle. On the other hand, another version of Martin can be an annoying ass motherfucker who spends his time playing video games and not caring a single fuck on anyone.

You: Hey... I like you.

Martin Version 1: *leaves you on read*

Martin Version 2: I'm such a pro gamer y'all are noobs.
You: Shut the fuck up gayshit
Martin V2: No you gay.

by suikatomoko July 12, 2020

39๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martin

A tall large guy who tends to act boyish instead of manly once of age. Extremely lazy. Typically very temperamental. The one to put him in his place without fear is usually added to a hitlist.

Hes so lazy he must be a Martin.

by Cjt09 December 19, 2016

19๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Martin

A fucking bitch that hates kids

Look its a martin
Shes a bitch

by Yourlocaljoemoma November 8, 2019

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž