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When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.
Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.
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Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.Martin is someone who will fall in love with Edith
Oh, how I love Martin. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
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The most perfect person to ever exist he may be a h8er and sometimes neglects people but he's still perfect.....he's also pretty good at playing with peoples feelings but gets away with it easily because damn<3 (He's also daddy asf)
"so how's Martin?"
" Oh you know, still perfect."
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He can be someone who's related to you but he can also be someone you like in school. A Martin can be mysterious and quiet. He can be a cold-ass motherfucker that will reject the fuck out of you but after a few years he'll be chill after dating a "great" girl. The smallest things he do make you blush and giggle. On the other hand, another version of Martin can be an annoying ass motherfucker who spends his time playing video games and not caring a single fuck on anyone.
You: Hey... I like you.
Martin Version 1: *leaves you on read*
Martin Version 2: I'm such a pro gamer y'all are noobs.
You: Shut the fuck up gayshit
Martin V2: No you gay.
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A tall large guy who tends to act boyish instead of manly once of age. Extremely lazy. Typically very temperamental. The one to put him in his place without fear is usually added to a hitlist.
Hes so lazy he must be a Martin.
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A fucking bitch that hates kids
Look its a martin
Shes a bitch
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Martin is ginger
You: look there’s Martin he’s ginger
Hedda at: damn he’s so ginger and sexy!!!!
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