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When you get a Kaiser roll, and a girl to shoot out her period blood inside the roll and having her shit inside the roll as well and having someone eat it.
My girlfriend and I were about to bang until she tried giving me a Maui Meatball Sub and then I slapped her with my cock.
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While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."
A sexual foreplay move where a scantily or bikini clad women smashes coconuts on a beach while sitting on a rock.
Jack says, "Nothing gets me in the mood faster than picturing picturing Laura doing the Maui."
A sexual position where the woman rides the man on a couch and leans back and places her hands on the coffee table.
My wife and I got back to the hotel room after hanging out at the pool all day. She started riding me on the couch and then it turned into full-blown Maui Style.
A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.
Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie
When you catch an Ono, smack an Axis deer with a bow, and stab some split tail all in 24 hours.
My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.