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the other day i was chillen with my little brother and stephenie meyer like kidnapped him and raped him
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A sword swallower. Dan has broken numerous records with help and has won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize. He is one of the last sword swallowers in the world and has been on numerous news and talk shows.
Did you see Dan Meyer swallow that sword on America's Got Talent last night?
The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person
N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.
"Ah, man, I invited Patti round to mine"
"Why?"
"Going To Meyer's if you know what I mean"
To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer
The author of what could have been a decent series, but failed epically in that department when The Necronomicon- I MEAN - Breaking Dawn came out.
Someone I would like to punch in the face with a book. Preferably with a huge hardback cover book.
Who would you like to punch in the face because she failed so hard?
Stephanie Meyer.
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(n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.
The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.
Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.
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The ugliest asshole you'll ever meet.
Girl: Oh, Lee Meyers is so ugly.
Girl #2: And he's an asshole with a small penis.
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