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The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane
So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club
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Man i made it on the Mile long club with a fine girl..
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To have intercourse while piloting an aircraft. The altitude must 5,280 feet MSL not AGL. In other words, one cannot park on Denver Airport property, bang each other, and earn their wings to the Mile High Club.
I was inducted into the Mile High Club while flying a Cessna 172.
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The mile club is often mistaken as when a couple have sex at least a mile above the surface of the earth, but infact you may also jion this wonderfull club as part of the "S.A.D" or the Solo Aviator Division. Thus jioning when masturbating.
"Dang this flight is boring as shit"
"mmmmm that attendant is fine"
"i think i may just go to the toilet and join the mile high club"
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The act of going from seat to seat on an airplane with the sole purpose of sexual intercourse with a fellow passenger. Drinks of an alcoholic nature are required, protection optional.
Hey Frank, later tonight my friend Ethan and I are going mile high clubbing. Byob and dont forget to pull out.
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Having sex in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. Opposite of mile high club.
Rumor is it is that some of those rescued Chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
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A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
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