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A way to get humans to perform constructive (or sometimes destructive)tasks.
I used a whole lot of money to get that man to fix my house, but the same amount of money was used to persuade that man to break into Zale's and steal those diamonds for me.
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the FALSE idea that anything can be equated to something else, when actually everything is priceless!!!
10 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of your life
250 U.S. Dollars = 1 hour of someone else's life who is better than you
1 pound sterling = 1kg of beef
1 pound sterling = 3 kg of wood
3kg of wood = 10kg of sand
10 beaches = 3 rainforests
1 capitalism = 2 communisms
1 anger = 32 hopes
30 kg of wood = 1 hour of your life
money = slavery
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It's not just excellent. It's reliably excellent. You wouldn't use it to describe a fluke. You use it to imply that the person who did the excellent thing possesses the skill or character to be able to do it again and again. When the line is spoken "you're so money" in Swingers, it's an expression of confidence in 'Money's ability to deliver. It comes from "money in the bank." You can rely on him, so your bet is as good as money in the bank.
Think about it, guys.
Urban youth 1: What a fluke! I won the lottery today. I am so money.
Urban youth 2: No, you're not, because you've never won it before and you'll never win it again. If this was your second lotto win, you could then say 'I am so money.'
Urban youth 2: You have educated me. I can always count on you, dude. You're money.
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is a word to describe the vagina pussy. Teenagers use it all the time to cover up , so their parents dont know what they are talking about!
joey: Lifes been good but i aint getting no money!
Ryan: damn son just go out a find a girl that puts her money out every where.
Joey: Shit that money was so wet!
Money is all good
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(FINANCE) when a financial derivative has intrinsic value to the person who holds it. There are two examples:
* when the strike price of a call option is less than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it;
* when the strike price of a put option is more than the spot price of the underlying stock, it is worthwhile to exercise it.
Please remember that an option being "in the money" does not mean it was a good investment. You might have bought the option when the difference between the strike price and the spot price was MORE than it is now. If it's expiring, you might as well exercise it because to not do so is just throwing money away. But it still could have been a loss for the investor.
PHIL: Sweet! My call options are back in the money. Now I'd better exercise them.
MIGUEL: You must be rolling in the cash, Holmes!
PHIL: Not even close. The forex rate for the UK pound nosedived and I got hosed pretty bad. It's not where it was when I bought these rat droppings, but I need to get out before they expire.
MIGUEL: You know, when you first told me about options they sounded like a sweet deal, but...
PHIL: Yeah... the guy who wrote the option always seems to know what's going down better than us dilettantes.
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Handle with care. This will kill you.
"I wasn't careful with my money and im in so much debt" *later that morning was found dead in bathtub.
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1. To be awesome at everything you do.
2. To win at everything.
You won the lottery twice? Damn, you so money.
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