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An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.
Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.
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When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)
I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.
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The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z
Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!