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Fascist who eschews national socialist garb and its accoutrements in favor of fashwave, hyperreal memes, and retrofuturist aesthetics.
Neon Nazis a la Richard Spencer wear white polo T-shirts, Ray-Ban sunglasses, and sport fashcuts.
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when at a bar for long time you can sit beneath the neon moon referring to the neon signs. This is used in the Brooks & Dunn lyrics for the song called "Neon Moon"
I spend most every night
Beneath the light
Of this neon moon
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Neon Cobra is funny, but Neon Cobra is not a joke.
Neon Cobra is a full frontal assault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n' roll. They found the secret lair of the space-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the ass. Hard! Neon Cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. They don't whine, they don't moan, they don't have expensive haircuts, and they aren't afraid to sing about some down-home American fuckin'. Their music is like an audio-transmitted sexual infection that burns so good. If someone tamed a hurricane in a basement, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like Neon Cobra.
Band Members:
Jason "Thunder" Walters - Vocals
Jason "Bad News" Plummer - Guitar/Vocals
Nick "Tickles" Payne - Drums/Vocals
Andy "Hammerpants" Hogan - Bass/Vocals
Did any of you boners go to the Neon Cobra show last night?I totally had an eargasm.
Facial ejaculation illuminated under a UV light or backlight.
Steve "I didn't know she was a neon clown until we got to the club."
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"
Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.
Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.
When a man ejaculates on the face of his partner under a black light. The light causes the salty maple syrup to glow while marinating on the victim's face, thus causing the beard shaped puddle to illuminate. Talented bearders can design mustaches and sideburns as well.
Jeb: Hey, how was the rave at 'Club Cage' last night?
Clarence: From what I remember it was a very special time. Karen and I reached a new point in our relationship because there were black lights in the bathroom as well. I convinced her to follow me in so I could finally give her a neon beard.
Jeb: That IS special, congratulations on the milestone, and tell Karen the same. How'd it turn out?
Clarence: I was so backed up that she ended up with a mustache like William Taft's, side-burns like Chester Arthur's, and a raging James Garfield beard.
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A discord server (created by madvulpen) which has what many would consider the worst moderation on the planet. The staff consist of a cat an F-22 and a Canadian (All other staff are irelivant). Vulpen (the owner) has for some unknown reason banned the posting of any anime. We might never know why. Only around 50 of the 2000 people in the server actualy speak. Most of the members are undes and everyweek undes are jailed and or banned. Most conversations are about sex or war thunder. The community is fairly toxic but friendly to you depending if you make a good first impression.
User1 : when will Neon Nados moderation be fixed
User2: cry about it lmao
User 3: burger
User1: Ga
User3: Ga
User2: Ga
User3: Ga
User1: Ga