The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

Internet

A vaste world full of scams, Clickbait ,dumb ads, games,pornography and other crap like social media.

It only works if you have WIFI.
For nerds its a global computer that providing a variety of information like math 1+1=2.

WARNING ITS ADDICTIVE

Person A: Do you have internet
You :no

Person A: YOU ARE A A** HOLE

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internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

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internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

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Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

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Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

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Internet

Porn.

When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.

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