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The Strongest Weapon In All Of Existence. This Godly Weapon Rivals The Likes Of Giga Chad, King Bob, and Quandale Dingle. This Phone Is Known As The Pinnacle Of Indestructibility. Any Attempt To Destroy This Phone Will Result In Something Else Breaking.
Person 1: I Would Like To Purchase A Nokia 3310
The Whole Entire Store: 💀
Like the peach and aubergine (eggplant) emoji, but for old nokia phones, with no emojis. Made up of letters, numbers and symbols.
Sarah: Hey ;)
Ed: 8==D (|)
*Later on*
Sarah: Ed wanted to hook up with me, but Im not going to; he has a nokia phone. Ew
Jill: How do you know? Was he Nokia Sexting?
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A mobile phone manufactured by Nokia. It came in two colours, pink and an orangey-brown colour. It swivels ^-^
Has web 'n' walk capabilites, video/camera, sudoku, all the regular stuff. Rubbish reception!
I love my Nokia 7373, but the damn thing always cuts out at the worst possible moment!
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One of the best phones ever built. It is well known for it's flashing lights and, rumor has it, if you bring a 3220 to a night club, people will love you forever! People also call it the 'disco phone'.
When I took my Nokia 3220 to our local night club, I was getting all of the attention.
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When you are so hard you can develop a never ending unbreakable boner referee to as a Nokia cock
Friend1: what is that in Jim’s pants?
Friend2: mate he’s got a Nokia Cock for Stephanie over there
Friend1: k
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the name for pedo lover Nicki Minaj it represents the quality of her music like the Nokia phone its just like her music out of date stupid and boring
Nokia Minaj flooped? whats new
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An exceedingly annoying default ringtone on Nokia handsets which when rings makes the bystander snatch that ugly-hoe cellphone and shove it up the owner's ass.
*ring* *ring*
Tim: Jim is that Nokia Tune coming out of your vibrating ass?
Jim: Uh, yeah.. I din't change the tone and my girlfriend pushed my shit in with it.
Tim: Mofucka.
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