Dan

a name for the best friend anyone could ever have: usually has a twin who is his polar opposite, usually has superhuman strength. If you have a Dan in your life, you should be grateful that you have such a fantastic chum.

person 1: I had Dan for a boyfriend on last friday
person 2: lucky! but i heard he ice-skated over your hand
person 1: yeah, but it healed up really quick since it was such a clean cut
person 2: so you don't hate him?
person 1: never in a million years - he's my best friend for life!

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Dan!

A word that can replace any lyric (or part of a lyric) in a song. This is used for comedic enjoyment for a group of people usually when they are under the influence of alcohol or other substance.

drunk group #1: Three little monkeys jumpin on the DAN! one fell off and bumped his DAN!

high group #2: Sing us a song your the pianoDAN! sing us a song toDAN!

Ryan: And i jizzed in my DAN!ce

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Dan

the cutest guy in the world, has the prettiest eyes ever, is simply amazing, soooo sweet, dazzling, and godly in everyway shape and form.


... oh and he has a chode.
but its ok, his cuteness makes up for it.

dammmmmmmmmmmn, he must be a dan

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Dan

Someone who is kind hearted, trustworthy, hardworking, hilarious in every manner possible, but also a loving person. Can make you burst out laughing with just one joke and you can’t stop laughing.

I made this example dedicated to my father. Love you dad❤️ (Dan)

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Dan

Dan is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He is funny, intelligent and has a great personality. If you meet a Dan, don't let him go because he can make your life so much better. He is so funny hew will make you laugh for hours without trying. Also sarcastic as hell so watch out for any that rolls your way.

Person 1: "Omg I just met Dan!"
Person 2: "Don't let him go!"

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Dan

omg so hot. has amazing hair, smile, face and just EVERYTHING. omg RAIL ME

person 1: omg there's Dan
person 2: omg Dan is so gorgeous
person 1: ikr!!

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Dan

Short for Ryan

S: yeh okay dan
R:did you just call me dan

S: yeh it’s short for your name

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