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internet orc

There are two meanings of the internet orc. Similar to the internet troll, but worse, The Orc of the interwebs is even uglier and more socially disruptive than the Troll. There are a couple of ways harmless trolling becomes the bashing of an ORC.

1. Straight up Cyber-bullying is Bashing

2. Disregard for the feelings of another is Bashing.
3. Ad Hominem attacks (Bashing another Character)

A second understanding of the orcs of the inter webs is that these are the really really bad trolls who make it too obvious that they are trolling. This is Representative in that orcs are generally much more hideous than trolls and thus orcs are more easily spotted bashing than their more clever troll cousins.

Synonyms: Hater, Dick, Asshole, Ogre, Meanie-weanie, Hateraid-overdoser

Oh fuck you you ugly ORC nobody asked you.

Wow bad trolling. obvious as the ugly fucking orc that you are! you are so bad at trolling!

Next time dont make you disgusting face so apparent you internet orc fuck!

Bad orc is bad.

by ShadowLing October 27, 2014

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orcs of mordor

A collection or group of extremly ugly induviduals. i.e. A supporter of Glasgow Rangers or a collection of very ugly women.

Did you see the game on sunday? We really stuck it to the orcs of mordor again.

by tim bhoy November 8, 2006

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Pork Orc

Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.

Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?

Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

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Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

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75000 orcs

a fuckload of orcs

75000 orcs!

by orcmaster August 4, 2008

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Orc's breath

Term used to describe horrifyingly awful-smelling farts.

That fart seriously smells like orc's breath. Like if an orc breathed on me, that would be the exact same smell as that fart.

by Bjenk March 2, 2011

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orcs face

When fucking a girl, right when you're about to cum, you cum in your hand rub it around and slap it on the chicks face so it looks like shes an orc with the white hand print from the lord of the rings

the orcs from lord of the rings have white hand prints on their faces

by Dave March 15, 2005

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