Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

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Pinecone Plunge

The act of having a Pinecone inserted in your asshole.

Chad- "Yo dude let's take the Pinecone Plunge! Everyone bend over and relax!"

12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."

Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"

Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan

Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?

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Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

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Pinecone phenomena

When you want to fuck your dead Nan but your dead fish tries to cock block you

The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work

Hey Nan , wanna do the Pinecone phenomena

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Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

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