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cheese+yogurt as well as semen, jizz
I heard Chuck sprayed her face down and she didn't clean it off for days-- it was smelly like Chagurt (pronounced cha-girt)
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While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.
Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'
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Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
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Referring to a car number plate, the V stands for virgin. If someone is a V Reg it means that it's quite obvious that they are a virgin as it is "written all over them" like a number plate.
Dude no wonder you've never got laid, you're such a V Reg
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A modern day woman who has manufactured parts (implants: breast, hip, butt, cheek, lip, etc.) or who has had plastic surgery for non-medical reasons, usually strictly to enhance their appearance. Some of their body parts are "manufactured". They have chosen to let whatever the modern day trend is to dictate the way they should look to make them feel better about themselves, or to make themselves more attractive to someone else. This is typically a female thing, but some men may fit into this category. I just took the MA and the FA out of the word manufactured to create the word Mafa - Mafa Woman or Mafa Man.
The going thing seems to be that some men need the fake body parts on a woman to make them happy/satisfied, so some women think that this will help the men to stay satisfied with them. It is only an illusion!
Many of the popular Hip Hop Stars, Hollywood Actresses, and other Celebrities can be considered as a Mafa Woman (Pronounced Mah-Fah). It is also become more common with regular people also.
This is what a mexican says after laughing like a retard. Also this is how you can make fun of a mexican.
Jared: Hey how did the chicken cross the road?
Mexican How meng?
Jared: To get to the other side!
Mexican: Duhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh oh shit man (Pronounced meng) !!!!!!!!
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Pfizer employee who is notified he/she is losing their job and is given 60 days or so to get out--during which time their office is cleaned out, support services and admin staff discontinued and there is TOTAL avoidance by all other employees--as if they'd catch the disease!
Pfizer always puts a P before f-words: eg, Pfun, Pfuture, Pfinance, etc. Or a PF before any other word it likes. Cute that way.
"PFLEPER," though originating at Pfizer, can also be applied to any fired employee anywhere.
Have you heard about David? He's really down. Everyone's treating him like a real PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper).
And the Zoloft and Viagra don't seem to be helping.
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