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Revolution

Something done by stupid people who think they can match an apache attack helicopter

A: We are going to overthrow the goverment! The oppression ends now!
B: Dude! You cant just overthrow the goverment! What are we going to do when that thing collapses? No one stupid enough to join a revolution can rule a nation! And besides, what do you think a 50 ton steel caterpillar with an explosive cannon is going to do when it finds a bunch of untrained civilians shooting at it?

by buddy retard June 6, 2020

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Bowser Revolution

Term taken from the early "Mario Party" games on various Nintendo consoles. Upon a "Bowser Revolution", all players coins/money are pooled together and divided equally amongst all the players regardless of who had the most/least prior to the consolidation. Bowser revolutions are desirable to those who have less and less desirable to those who have more.

We pool our tips at our restaurant. This bowser revolution discourages our servers from improving their service.

by Psignosys August 31, 2009

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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).

Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.

by James Dracon February 8, 2008

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Revolution 9

John Lennon+Yoko Ono+bored=Revolution 9.A strange collection of sound played backwards and screwy all over the joint.Is on Disc 2, track 12 of the White Album.

Number nine, number nine, number nine...

by Hompsar February 19, 2004

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the french revolution

To define it in short, was a civil revolution that broke out in France in 1789.
Essentially France was growing tired of the king centralizing his power...(taking it away from the nobles and giving it to himself) and being in a confortable financial position that did not require the co-governing of the french state the Estates General. Because of this, only the King himself had any ruling power over France. The Nobles, were tired of having no power and being shat on by the king, and wanted to regain power lost over the years. Educated people were tired of being classified in the "rest of France" group, the Third Estate. At this point, the peasantsa didn't really want to get involved and make their situation worse than it already was.
After Luis XVI managed to spend all of France's future revinue by starting yet another war on Britain, getting people to loan money for the war, the king finally had to turn to the Estates General for support. The Estates General decided to hear everyone in France's complaints, yet since their were 3 estates, and 95% of the population were in the third estate, the voting system existed in such a way that the first and second Estates (Clergy and Nobles) could easily outvote the Third. Consequently the angered Third Estate grew by people from the others joining the force, and took a vow not to cease their demands even after the King threatoned to dismiss the Estates General with lethal force.

Finally the third estate renamed themselves to the National Assembly, and voted all the Nobles provileges to be cancelled and called upon a set of governing laws inspired by the Declaration of Independence. (France loved America at the time for beating the British) It was called the Declaration of Rites of Man and of the Citizen and long story short only benefitted the rich people.

people were mad and radicals continued the revolution and there was much blood and killing.

The End.

The French Revolution was very fascinating.

by Cameron12345 March 19, 2008

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revolution deathsquad

a song written and released by power metal band Dragonforce.
It was the second song on r=the album titled Inhuman Rampage and was known primarily by it's chorus

Revolution Deathsquad chorus

Rise over shadow mountains blazing with power
Crossing valleys endless tears in unity we stand
Far and wide across the land the victory is ours
On towards the gates of reason
Fight for the truth and the freedom
Gloria

by Zavix February 23, 2008


Revolution 9

One of the best songs ever written. Revolution number 9 is a strange piece by The Beatles on their White Album. Along with I Am The Walrus, it has some of the strangest lyrics in The Beatles History, such as "As time passes, he knew he would grow a little bit older and get a little bit slower," and "Take this, brother, may it serve you well." Started many of the infamous "Paul is dead" rumours. It consists of mainly tapes cut and played backwards accompanied by an unidentified voice saying "Number 9" repeatedly in the background. One way that one of these rumours started was when everyone realized that there were many "refferences to death" in this song- and that paul did not work on it at all. Paul presumably died in a car crash at five o'clock on a wednesday morning, and another feature of this song was the inclusion of the sound of a car skidding and then crashing, with paul crying out in pain afterwards. As strange as this seems, this song was created by John Lennon to try to create the visual effects of a revolution through music. The song is very famous for being the most bizarre and longest piece the beatles ever wrote.

After people played Revolution 9 backwards, somehow, the words "turn me on dead men" convinced people that paul mccartney has died from a car crash.

by b00y0u March 24, 2012

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