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The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.
Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?
Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
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curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.
Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.
Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...
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A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks
Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.
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1) when a musician releases their second album, which is not as popular as their first.
2) During a college student's sophomore year, their GPA drops after having a high GPA from their freshman year
1) 50 Cent's albums: Get Rich Or Die Trying; Candyshop
2)I had a 3.23 GPA during my freshman year, but now that the sophomore slump has hit me I now have a 2.88
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Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.
"I might as well just drop out now!"
"Why would you do that?!"
"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"
"...."
"I'm just saying... Think about it..."
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Alright kiddies, there are two definitions for this.
1) In baseball, this refers to the superstition that a rookie's second year will be a bad one, i.e. he gets injured, plays a horrible season, or the team falls apart on account of his playing style.
2) In college, it refers to the time when classes are getting much harder, sometimes even the harder than the following years in an undergraduate program. It can also refer to the student changing his/her major and having a hard time with it at first.
1) There are too many to list, check the stats at www.mlb.com
2) Little Billy suffered the Sophomore Jinx when he broke down working on a Rigid Body Mechanics assignment. He's now an Anthropology major.
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A group of girls who go from being nerdy freshman to total skanks in their sophomore year. Recognizable by their slutty outfits, glitter, and cheap colorful hair extensions. Each color corresponding to what they're willing to do. Orange means they'll kiss, Pink is for BJs, Red means they'll go all the way, and Silver means they'll pretty much do anything. Take a particular liking to senior guys, and are the mortal enemies of senior girls.
Senior Girl: The Sophomore Sluts are totally after my ex-boyfriend! We only broke up 3 days ago!
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