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penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'
the shlamiel is a shmuck
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Someone of extremely low intelligence who needs other people to dictate their lives for them.
You’re a shmuck puppet, wait for me and hold the door open otherwise I can’t get in.
1. noun. when a person or persons are incredibly hung over from a hard night of drinking and attempt to be socially proficient or have lost all drive to assimilate to the masses.
Lara (shopping downtown chi-town) - "Dude, I look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. I look like such a Shmuck fuck right now. GOD I LOVE ANDREJS K!!!!"
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Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.
Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!
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a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)
can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"
"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"
"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"
get ur penis sucked from a very old person with no teeth
man:girl take out your dentures lemme get my meat shmucked