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Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop

“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”

by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021


Smelly Chat

When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.

It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.

Basically the geezer chats shit!

Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl

Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!

Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!

by vikingfury January 16, 2012


smelly ass

The biggest fattest ass that smells like a rotting corps,smells like shit

Owen has a smelly ass

by Daddy Deihl October 30, 2017


smelly arse

just those kids that u walk behind and smell like dog shit

ohh shit cunt u got a smelly arse

fuk u cunt, i will steal ur misses

Smelly arse: the fat cunt that doesnt shower

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019


Smelly Ehlert

A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.

"Dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floor bathroom, and it stinks like hell."

by The Master Passer March 19, 2005

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smelly nelly

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

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smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003

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