Snooki

see cum-dumpster, jizz-bag, fuck socket, com guzzling gutter slut. see also drunken moron

Bob, "do you see that drunken fuck socket over there?"
Tom, "yea, she's just a cum dumpster, what a Snooki."

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Snooki

The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE!!!!!!
Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.

"Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park

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Snooki

a fake wannabe guidette, but isnt even italian. She's adopted and chilein.

snooki got punched in the face by a guy.

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Snooki

She puts the capital S in STD

sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki

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Snooki

A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!

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Snooki

One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"

JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!

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snookied

To get punched in the face

I snookied that bitch at the bar.

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