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An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.
Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!
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The holiday every American forgets about when thinking it's too close to Christmas to think about anything else.
Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!
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A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.
British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
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Dressing your girlfriend in an Indian costume, then shoving stuffing up her ass and then beating the shit outta her.
I just went Thanksgiving on that bitch!
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A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.
Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.
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400 years ago today those bloodthirsty cannibal red men burst from the tree line to attack our beloved new England Patriots. Thank baby jesus that George Washington was there with his ar15 Vulcan cannon and his weaponized smallpox/anthrax hybrid vail to fight them off. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to celebrate White Privilege Friday (the day following)
I look forward to the White Privilege Friday Deals almost more than theThanksgiving feast; almost.
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A Hoilday were people shove shit in there mouth
Thanksgiving is very fun to play with friends
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