*someone with airpods to someone without airpods*: it smells like broke in here
random person: stop this airpodism
A scam product created by Apple to steal your money.
I just wasted my money on Apples Airpods.
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This item is majestic but only a term used by high class people. You can't use this term if you are a peasant. An AirPod means luxury.
This hotel room is so AirPod.
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-Hi Jack!
-...
-Jack, do you listen me?
-...
-Jack!
-...
Few minutes later
-Ohh, hello. Sorry, I had Airpods in my ears.
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Fancy product designed by Apple for people with money to display to people that they are rich and that everyone else is broke.
*Someone buys AirPods*
Person with AirPods: ...
Everyone Else: βOMG HEβS RICH YALL, HEβS GOT
AIRPODS!!β
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A small speaker to not only flex on poor people but too also stick up your ass so you can play music without your teacher being able to take anything away. This is such a convienent little portable speaker to take on the go! Open your mouth to really get the music blasting, and then jam out!
wow! Can I try out your airpods man?!
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