derp

One who, in an argument, takes a position, and when that position is destroyed by evidence and well-reasoned argument, acts as if the reasoned argument never happened, instead sticking to his original position while resorting to logical fallacies such as bad math, unwarranted assumptions, appeals to emotion, wishful thinking, false and deliberately misleading data and analysis, or ad-hominem attacks on his opponents. One who argues in bad faith.

Paul Ryan is a derp.

Salim Furth is derpy. Can put links here, search on yes-europe-really-is-in-the-throes-of-austerity

Avik Roy exhibits derpitude. Search New Republic. Search also Krugman blog bad-faith-and-civility-health-care-edition: "If someone says the sky is green, you prove that it’s actually blue, and the next day he comes back once again insisting that the sky is green, and this happens repeatedly, you eventually have to acknowledge that mannerly debate about the color of the sky just isn’t enough; you have to go meta, and talk about the fact that this guy and his friends just aren’t in the business of honest discussion."

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derp

a person who acts strange,weird, and/or random, usually quite fun to be around due to the fact that this person is an oddball and does and/or says interesting things.

derp: -randomly shouts in the middle of the sidewalk- "Who put this beaver in my pillowcase!!!!"

-friends laugh and giggle-

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Derped

Derped (v.) To derp or have the action of derp be used upon you.

Shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard.

Michael was derped when Christina tried to explain quantum physics to him.

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derp

1, an exclaimation made after a moment of incredible stupidity or massive failure.

2, a facial expression with crazy eyes and a stupid lip.

3, when accompanied by a " :3 " indicates happy moment, or blushing with out making the user feel as stupid as they would if they wrote *blush*

guy 1 "she's fiiiiiiine, think I'll get any tonight?"

guy 2 "she's a lesbian."

*derp*

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Derp

the sound muttered, spoken, and/or by some mumbled after an instantaneous moment of extreme stupidity.

you:I HAZ MORE SODA THAN YOUUU! *derp*
Super Market: you're an idiot.
you: derp derp derp.

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derp

durp A silly word to be used in silly context, such as at the end of a stupid joke, to emphasize intentional stupidity or ignorance.

"A durp a durp a durp-de durp!" or
"It's not 6:45, it's quarter to 7:00... DURP!!!!"

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Derp

From South Park. Originally meant to be said when someone does or says something dumb. Now, said by douchebags and trolls for any reason whatsoever...or sometimes none at all.

John F Kennedy: "Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men."

Lindon B Johnson: "Derp."

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