Judge Judy

Satan's annoying little sister.

Satan kicked Judge Judy out of hell because she was too much of a bitch.

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Judge Jewdy

A civil court judge with a huge nose, known to charge excessive amounts of money for court cases.

Man, Judge Jewdy really fucked the defendant over!

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judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."

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Judged by 12

To be found guilty or not guilty in a court of law by a jury, which has 12 people.

I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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mike judge

The mastermind that created Beavis and Butthead,King of the Hill, and Office Space.Not only is he the coolest person alive but he started the Beavis and Buthead controversy. A great person.Also see Beavis and Butthead King of the Hill and Office Space.

Teen #1:Thank God theres Beavis and Butthead

Teen #2:No! It's thank Mike Judge for Beavis and Butthead

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activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform

Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.

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judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.

You sure did get judge judy'd in there.

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