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Adjective for a sexually promiscuous male. A 'player' or 'pimp'.
Yeah dude that was murf!
v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.
Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.
The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER
thats a fine lookin murf over there
Like arg but without the a, r, or g.
Describes feelings of frustration.
Usually followed by ".__.", ";___;", or ";___."
Never, EVER, EVER to be said outside of the internet.
"I can't go to that concert tonight. Murf."
An endearing term used for a person who has done something ditzy or dumb but funny so you aren't mad at them.
Your cute girlfriend try's to clean your 'lucky' jeans and ends up ruining them, you say "I love you, murf!" she is a murf for ruining your jeans but you still love her.