when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasnโt showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.
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The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me
Teddy fucked every single grandma.
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Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.
Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.
Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.
Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.
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The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach
(is not queer so don't interfere)
Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy
Verb.
To pull a teddy is to be partially or fully naked in a semi-public place.
Adjective.
A synonym for nudist.
A Teddy will use any excuse to take off their shirt and show off their "abs." For example, they'll use their shirt as a snare mute to show off their chest but then get cold and put it back on. They'll spend an extra long time changing, and walk around a dorm almost entirely nude. Why would a Teddy do this? We don't know, and neither does he.
1.
Person 1: "removes shirt."
Person 2: " Bro don't pull a Teddy."
2.
Person 1: "hear me out, we pull a teddy and run around naked in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am."
teddies are a group of people/fandom that support the cutest tiktoker nick austin
person1:are you in a fandom
person2:yes teddies