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When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.
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Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
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n. Charlie Sheen. Don't believe it? He admitted it himself during his radio meltdown!
News Anchor: This just in. Apparently Charlie Sheen is a Vatican Assassin Warlock. Watch out...he works for the Pope and murders people!
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Slang:
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
A meme created by I from the great man himself Nick Crompton
A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.
Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!
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What Charlie Sheen claimed to be on his hit Cooking show Winning Recipes.
Charlie Sheen: I am a Warlock Vatican Assasin
Entire World: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Retard
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