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The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.
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When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
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Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.
Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!
As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.
Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"
Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."
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When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.
"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."
Receiving wisdom or a positive message from someone.
Man, that guy is negative. He needs a "cup of wisdom"
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(n) A small collection of facial hair grown in the upper neck area a few inches in length, long enough to be braided.
Did you see Willy? That dude’s wisdom tuft was LIT.