zoom

to fool, as in "who's zoomin', who's foolin', who's zoomin', who's foolin' who?"

"who's zoomin' who?" - Arethra Franklin

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Zoom

1 What cameras do to create lower quality images
2 The platform where the bois do their daily dose of ignorance
3 Where old people (boomers) use cat filters

Zoom? its useless!
Lol that old guy with the cat filter

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zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

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Zoom

1. Paying money to talk; used by people who don't realize Google has a free version of it.

2. Used to spy on people anonymously, lol.

1. Look at all these people paying for talking to their friends on Zoom! Don't they realize Google exists?
2. Guy 1: I like to spy on my crush using Zoom!

Guy 2: dUdE whAT's wROnG WiTh yOU?

zooming

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

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zoom

To ingest/trip on mushrooms

hey you wanna zoom by the river tonight?

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zoomed

The act of getting high with nitrous oxide, especially when in conjunction with cannabis use.

Hey man you want to go get zoomed next friday?

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