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n. The 10,000 dollar reward given for reporting a an illegal abortion in Texas.
See also, 'mind your own business' and 'this is insane' and 'fuck Texas's.
Bob collected a Texas bounty, the other day. That the baby was his and he wanted nothing to do with it or its mother is besides the point. Ten grand for not wearing a condom. We are truly living in the dumbest timeline.
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In an event of a spill or an unexpected accident where liquids are involved, a person will desperately search for an absorbant paper towel.
Judging by this person's income results in the ability to afford "Quicker Picker Uppers" such as Bounty Paper Towels.
However, if it is financially available, and this type of event occurs, that person has become a Bounty Hunter.
Wifey: Here's your beer honey!
Husband: Thanks, Now cook me supper.
Wifey: (In an attempt to place beer in hand of Husband, she accidentally spills it on Husband's new glass coffee table) Oops!
Husband: Get back in the Kitchen! I need to Hunt me some Bounty now! (Becomes Bounty Hunter)
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Bounty Boy is a male who loves Bounty bars.
It is also Welsh slang for a complete and utter tool.
You know Byron Davies? He's a proper Bounty Boy!
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That one gamemode where you have to get a ton of credits while sweats 90 crank on you and mando snipes you. All for a glider
Damn, Mando's Bounty is so hard! I finally won after 10 games.
A bounty hunter is someone who wants to be a cop, but wasn't good enough to become one. As a result, they become stalker snitches.
As a bounty hunter, Fundo followed his sister around until he thought it was time to call police. What a stalker snitch.
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Can be used for female buttox or bosoms.
A Mexican Bounty is used to describe the pair of craziest ass cheeks or boobs, can by any shape or size, but usually odd and rather unattractive.
Once seen by another person, usually followed by the sentence 'Ay Ay Ay! Mexican Bounties!'
Fredrick: How did your date go last night?
Jiminy: Awful, she had Mexican Bounties.
Harold: Did you check out that chick last night, she was working those jeans.
Muhammed: Ah no no, I hit that, she was a pure Mexican Bounty breed.
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a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.
Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.
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