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The answer to why girls always date douchebags. It usually starts from a young age, when a boy is mean to a girl, the girl goes home and cries to her mom, her mom then says "it's okay, it's just because he likes you", the girl is then happy with that answer and moves on with life thinking everytime a guy is an ass to her, it just means they like her, she goes on thinking that until she is old enough to date guys, and then she proceeds to ask the biggest douchebag out, and that explains how all the assholes get hot girls.
The douchebag theory, the answer to everything.
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The most advanced version of the cosmic string theory. M-theory exists in eleven-dimentional hyperspace, where two-branes and five-branes can exist. There are five ways in which M-Theory can be reduced down to ten dimensions, thereby giving us the five known superstring theories, which are now revealed to be the same theory.
The full equations governing M-theory are totally unknown.
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This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.
It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!
Are you seriously searching this on Urban Dictionary? Really?
''Hey bro did you read about String theory....''
''REEEEEEEEEE.........''
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Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.
Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.
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A theory in which that if you make one action against one thing, countless other actions will happen upon countless other things
Just think of a row of dominoes, if you push one, all of them will fall. That's the Domino Theory.
A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.
Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.