KIDS

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS

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Kid A

4th studio album by Radiohead. Arguably one of the greatest albums to come out of the first decade of the 21st century. It should be noted that to get the best experience out of the album, one should listen to it at a state of pure euphoria. In other words, it is recommended that one listens to it after smoking much pot.

Jon: "Dude, I am looking through your library and I have noticed we have not listened to, 'Kid A.'"

Paul: "No man, save it. We need to be at the highest of the highs before we can truly enjoy it."

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the kid

A way to refer to yourself in the third person. Likely originated from G-Unit members 50 Cent and Lloyd Banks.

Bag lady: "Paper or plastic?"
Wanksta: "AAAAWWWW PLEEZ BITCH!!! You know what the kid be all about. DA PAPER, HO!!! Now wrap dem groceries up good, baby, you know how I roll."
Bag lady: "Here you go, sir."
Wanksta: "And while yo' at it, throw in this here 50-pack of jimmy hats, cuz you know the kid be hittin' it ALL NIGHT, BABY!!! YEAH, BEEE-OTCH!"
Bag lady: "Thank you for shopping at Safeway. Have a nice day."
Wanksta: "PEACE!!! The kid be OUT!"
(leaves)
Bag lady: "What was up with that dumb white kid?"
Manager: "Don't know, probably just another Widney High student."

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kid

kid = (also kidda) friend ,mate, can be used to from a complete stranger to close family simply meaning my friend or my mate.

sortza bifta der kid.

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kids

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world.

man 2: AIDS

man 1: no, kids.

man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

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kid

A baby goat

look at that cute kid suckling on that goat!

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Kids

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.

Trippin Boy: Listen! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know

Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY!!!

(12 months, 2 kids, and 3 heart attacks later)

Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check?

Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE!!

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