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1. An angry woman who is characterized by her stereotypical bitchiness.
Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder with cunt is easily interpreted as one being a thunderous cunt. The shortened version of this being thundercunt.
All I wanted to do was relax, but my wife was a vapidly aggravating thundercunt last night.
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Main Entry: thun·der·cunt
Pronunciation: /-cunt/
Function: noun
1 a : used to describe a female whose personality contains certain traits not pleasing to men, most commonly used in place of targeted victim's name.
1 b : usually one who's personality includes but is not limited to the following traits: control freak, pushiness, bipolar, gonorrhea, republican, judgemental, bitchiness, preparation H, the bible, vaginal antifungal cream, hypocritical, excessive nagging
Barbara Streisand: "I'm a total cunt and I hate men!"
Ann Coulter: "Fuck you bitch! Your a cockmongrel who hates America!"
Judge Judy: "Fist my ass now slimy thundercunt!"
Ann Coulter: "I eat fetus's!"
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Thundercunt
a) This term refers to a woman who exudes natural power and the superior intellect women have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if those pricks don't want to admit it).
b) A female with the ability to create a great abyss and direct all stupidity from existence into the maw; hell on earth if you are unlucky enough to provoke her.
d) an offensive slang term used to describe the biggest, meanest and baddest bitches out there.
c) award name for the above mentioned
Etymology: The term is a play on words originating from the similar term Thundercat. However, the word thunder is easily interpreted as "one being thunderous". The shortened version of this being TCs.
Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. TCs exercised their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power and then smack some sense into the Gods.
Sam: The winner of the highly coveted, ThunderCunt t-shirt and very Full Frontal award . . . as selected by this years misogynistic asshole . . . the award goes to . . .
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Also abbreviated TC...
This term refers to someone who exudes the strength and power women naturally have over men. People see her as all-knowing, confident, blunt, and ultimately right (even if others don't want to admit it).
Greek mythology spoke of TCs and how they ruled not alongside, but above the Norse Gods. Thunder represented their natural ability to arrest even molecules in the air with their great power.
Issac Asmiov, Einstein, and Mozart.. what did they have in common? They all were in relationships with a TC of their era. Some in secrecy for they were worried that they would live under their partners shadow if it was revealed.
A couple great science fiction writers have alluded to TCs in post-apocalyptic tales where a great and noble TC is sent outside of the cosmos to bring the human race back to its zenith.
Her intense understanding of the basic truths of life got her to power. Her power rose and with it came the point where people realized what she really was... a thundercunt.
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Girl, you see that chick? Why she so quick, why she so brave, why she so real, why see so TC?
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The boiling point of all English swears.
Mainly used in Australia, and has multiple uses and meanings.
Noun; Thundercunt
Someone or something that is cunty beyond cunt, someone with so much cunt about them each time they act like a cunt, a hellish storm forms. To be called a thundercunt, you have to had cunted so hard you flipped Earths poles, and the use of this word calling you a Thundercunt is designed to flip them back to normal, so it does not create undesirable cuntsequences.
Verb; Thundercunted
To throw something with such force, it breaks the sound barrier. If it didn’t enter orbit, whatever poor thing it collided with would have been reduced to dust. Periodically, whatever was ‘thundercunted’ temporarily becomes an object humans made reach the speed of light.
Adjective; Thundercunt, Thundercunted
To describe something that is fucked beyond revival, usually something your dad tried to fix instead of bringing in a trades person. Or, to describe one’s intoxication. Drunk beyond the bottle, so blind they can smell colours and see sounds.
Noun;
“You greasy, good for nothing, happiness sapping, dick bending, THUNDERCUNT!!!”
*the universe shudders at the presence of such language*
Verb;
“Once when i was a kid, i got so angry i picked up a rock and thundercunted it into my principles car, it was a complete write off.”
Adjective;
Bill’s friend:“hey Bill, you alright mate? Look a little munted there”
Bill: “i am absolutely thundercunted, i need to piss but i cant find my dick!”
A thunder cunt is a raging mega-bitch that has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thighs very similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants cofuse the thigh slapping Thundercunt with their native mating call.
An example of a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
- Ryan Krickler
Woof! Run, duck....the sky is falling!
No man! That's a pack of thundercunts!
~a word used to describe only the dickiest of people, not to be associated with mcniggas
Hey, can we invite Saskia to your party?
Uh, no she is a sketty thundercunt