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Twank

A combination of Twat and Wanker.

"Dude you Twank"
"What a Twanker"

by LOLman xD September 3, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


twank

The original definition of "twank" is a term created by old school skater kids to describe a twisted or busted up ankle. Often used along side the word "dank", which is similar to twank but describing the upper body parts.

-Today I went skating, I twanked my ankle up real bad, and danked my right wrist when I ate shit.

by cooliosis April 16, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


twank

Can be used for the word two, twenty or twelve, but more often when describing a twelve pack of beer, or a 20 dollar bill. You can modify the word twank to encompass a 24 pack by making it twank fo'. You can double up the word for added effect.

for a twelve:

Joe: Hey man, how much beer are we getting?
Bruce: Dude, we're pounding a twank tonite!

or for a twenty four pack:

Joe: Yo dogg, how many natty's you got in the suitcase?
Dan the man: I'm haulin twank fo' frosties beeyaatch.

or related to cars:

Man! that niggaz tuckin' twanky twanks on his six fo'

by staff September 15, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twank

better than dank, awesome, cool.
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.

most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck

man this meth is fucking so crystal clear...this shit is twank as fuck.

by Andrew Twank November 28, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twank

To tweak something until it is beyond repair; whatever you were tweaking is now tanked, and you need to start over.

I tried to change the two-column newsletter to one column. Now the whole thing is twanked.

by Snarls Barkley January 10, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


twank

to fondle another's private area while dawning holiday bells

The jolly couple twanked on Christmas Eve night

by Silly Bitch April 13, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


twank

Whut I named my boy.

"Hey Twank, get them offa my portch, and stop drinkin my Lauders."

by Jimmy Twangler May 14, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž