Ugly

To be of a generally loathsome outer appearance, in which people are repulsed by how the miracle of life and genetics have managed to produce such a repugnant, godawful mistake.

When ailed with this unfortunate condition, one may be accused of having no alibi.

Possibly caused by being hit by an "ugly stick." Particularly gruesome cases are the result of falling down an "ugly tree, and hitting every branch along the way down."

"Tim is fucking ugly."
"Be nice, it's his birthday."

"His birthday? How is it that no one's put him down yet?"

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Ugly

Any appearance that others can actually remember and pick out of a crowd. This is contrary to the social consensus that "beauty" means "looking exactly the same as every other Barbie and Ken in Holllywood."

Some causes of ugliness include:

* Refusing cosmetic surgery for various "imperfections"

* Having a medical condition or disability beyond one's control
* The natural process of aging
* Not bothering with extravagant make-up every day (if female)

* Being under six feet tall (if male)

* Having a job that affects the body (scars on a soldier, chipped un-painted finger nails on a woman who actually has to use her hands throughout the day, etc.)

* Having enough self esteem to look in the mirror and go "eh, good enough."

"Man, I have SUCH a crush on that actor, his eyes are so enchanting, and his teeth are just adorable. I was so sad when he wound up in the wood chipper at the end!"
"Eh, he's not my type. I'm more into the dark and foreboding weirdos, like Alan Rickman."

"Ugh, you two are so weird. I never saw the appeal of ugly guys."
"Well Amy, that's because you're boring."

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Ugly

you.

Ugly is a way of telling someone that they look bad.

You are ugly.

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ugly

a person who is visually challenging to other people

she is so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop around her neck when she was little, so the dog would play with her.

she's so ugly she's got a face like a bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.

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Ugly

Something people won’t tell you in person

For guys out there if you don’t have piercing, blue, haunting eyes, a chisiled jawline,a 6 pack, a height 6 feet or preferably above, dimples, blonde or brown hair, clear skin, tan skin, and a 7 figure salary, then most women will see you as ugly

For women there is no such thing as most men today are thirsty af and will smash anything that gives them the slightest attention.

Although Jack was good looking, Nancy the land whale rejected him because he had brown eyes and she saw him as ugly for that reason

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Ugly

You

You are ugly. Deal with it

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ugly

Satan

Satan is ugly!

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