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The intellectual way to spell You Gay. You can tell someone is not an intellectual, if they ask "what?"
You: You Gay LOL
Me, an intellectual: Yttrium Oxygen Uranium. Gallium Yttrium
You: what?
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This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
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The chemical elements that when combined form MoThErFUCKEr!
The composition of science deniers and election conspiracy loons is 100 % Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium!
The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"
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A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
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on june 1st eat uranium day is a day where you can eat uranium without the feds stopping you
Man: it's june 1st its eat uranium day horray
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The most destructive type of no u, can literally annihilate your enemy in seconds
guy 1: your mom gay lol
guy 2: nobelium uranium
guy 1: wait what the fu- OH NO OH FUCK HELP ME AAAA-