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vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it

🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023


The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020


Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 14, 2015


you got vended

its a variation of the phrase you got served and is used in the same context.

you got vended like a bag of peanuts!!!

by the hot goth chick September 3, 2004

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Sydney trains vending machines

A place which sells snacks and Ice Cold Refreshment for eating inside intercity trains

I bought stuff from the Sydney trains vending machines to eat during the ride from Central to Newcastle Interchange.

by Officeworks May 15, 2022


Vodka Vend-O-Matic

A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.

vending, vodka, marriage, drink, workplace, dating, Vodka Vend-O-Matic

by oboegirl December 15, 2009


buy one vend one free

When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.

Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.

by platypus72 October 7, 2009

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