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A small country of which half the people can't actually speak their own language or talk in a welsh accent, this may seem like a stereotype but it is pretty true.
Sadly though most people in Wales hate the English, when Welsh people are born it's told to them to hate the English, you can also see graffiti about it everywhere.
There are lots of mountains in Wales including Snowdon and Tyrfan, it's a good place to go for hiking and is also a good place for climbing (it has a mountain training center).
Unfortunately, there are sheep, EVERYWHERE. You have to watch where you put your feet to make sure you don't stand in sheep crap. And no, Welsh people don't shag them.
Wales is a good country, very nationalist though.
City in wales:
Group of 10 year olds walks up to group of English men.
Welsh girl: Get out of our country!
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A place this is often mistaken for another part of England, but is actually a country just like England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. They all make up The UK. The Welsh accent can be adorable, and if you're ever going to visit Wales (which you should) then it wouldn't harm you to learn the word 'hello' -Bore da or 'Thanks' -Diolch. It isn't vital to learn welsh before you go to Wales as many people don't speak it. Mistaking a Welsh person for an English person is like mistaking a Canadian for an American or a New Zealander for an Australian, WE GET IT ALL THE TIME, but we are used to it. The majority of Welsh people are kind hearted and talkative. While the minority are big brother wannabes :(. Welsh is compulsory in all Welsh school (I'm learning it) and Welsh is the oldest language in Europe :). We would love to have a Hetalia character.
I love being Welsh XD
Random Tourist: "Bore da. How are Welsh people so kind?"
Welsh Person "Bore da (inward jump for joy at use of Welsh). We try our best!"
Ignorant person: "You're English, I hate the English."
Me: "Actually, I'm Welsh, I come from Wales."
Ignorant Person: "Sheepshager!"
Me: *shoves already typed list of reasons why welsh people aren't sheep shagers* AND WE'RE KING OF THE SIX NATIONS TOO!
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A country which is actually quite good apart from the fact the Welsh won't shut up about the fact they think the world hates them.
1st Welsh person: "We're a minority don't ya know?"
2nd Welsh person: "I know. Everyone hates Wales."
1st Welsh person: "Lets continue to push people away by being very patriotic and making sure people know that we resent all strangers."
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The Welsh language has good swear words. Actually, those are the only Welsh words I know.
Ydy hi'n wir fod Seimon yn bwchio Dafydd?
Simon sure is shafting David.
Welsh people sing well too. I mean, you know that chick whose... young.. and she was in that movie with the singing? she was Welsh, or played a Welsh person. Her father was a drunk rock star.
Timmy: Do you like Dragons?
Sam: Why, yes I do, Timmy.
Timmy: The Welsh flag has a dragon on it, bitch!
Sam: Blow me.
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The most geographically beautiful country on Earth. Full of rich history, culture, and the nicest people in the world.
Wales is so awesome their flag has a fucking DRAGON on it.
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A very handsome good looking boy, who is loved mostly because of his cuteness and his lovely dimple smile. Every girl wants a wale either as a friend or as a partner. Most of the wales are always good academic subjects, mostly mathematics.
Wales always have that one role model who they can die for. Better get yourself a wale.
Mom: who is your boy friend?!!
Me: wale!!
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