Wizard

A wizard is much like a beast. Someone who is well above average in a certain field or someone who has just performed an amazing feat.

(After an overkill in Halo) "Man that guy is a wizard"

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Wizard

Financial term used in the power markets to enable two counterparties who do not have credit to trade. The middle man of the transaction takes on the counterparty risk, nad hence is called the "Wizard". Also know as a "sleeve"

Counterparty 1 -> The Wizard -> Counterparty 2

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Wizard

Someone who drinks raspberry ice coffee with cream and one Splenda at Dunkin' Donuts.

You, my good sir, are a wizard.

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Wizard

Verb: The act of zipping up a teammate's fencing jacket for them.

Sally, wizard me please?

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Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

wizard

A 30 year old virgin

Man that dude is a total wizard

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wizarded

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

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