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a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever
dave:u need to lose weight
clay: you should workout to lose all that weight
sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass
No. Now that Jordan has answered the question you only have one thing left to trade. There will be no further compromise.
Hym "So, no, I'm not going to work out to demonstrate my willingness to be puppeted around."
expression used by couples that are breaking up but won't admit it. Often just delaying the inevitable.
Tiger Woods & his wife were "trying to work it out" after she caught him cheating. But she took his ass to the cleaners anyhow
They’re joking about it don’t worry!
This isn’t gonna work out baby
To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
The biggest lie we were all told as kids
Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
verb
Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating
Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.